When some distant aunt meets you after years at a family get-together  Stupid Question : Munna , Cheeku you’ve become so big . Answer : Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself .
	When a friend announces her wedding ,and you ask Friends wedding : Stupid Question : Is the guy you’re marrying good ? Answer : No ,he’s miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout .. it’s just the money .
	When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call : Stupid Question : Sorry were you sleeping ? Answer : No I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win .What do you think ?
	When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair:  Stupid Question : Hey you had a haircut ? Answer : No its autumn and I’m shedding...
	At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth : Stupid Question : Tell me if it hurts ? Answer : And while I’m telling you ,you tell me if I bite .
	You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks : Stupid Question : Oh so you smoke ? Answer : No it’s a miracle ....it was a chalk and now it’s in flames!!!