When you meet acquaintances/friends at the movies : Stupid Question : Hey what are you doing here ?  Answer : Well ,it’s so hot ,there were no cool cabs so I thought I’d watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre .
	A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet in the bus : Stupid Question : Sorry did that hurt ?  Answer : No not at all ,I’m on local anaesthesia. Why don’t you try again or should I try this time?
	One of the teary-eyed people ask at a funeral : Stupid Question : Why him, of all people?  Answer : Why would it rather have been you ?
	When you ask the waiter at a restaurant : Stupid Question : Is the "blah blah blah" dish good ? Answer : No its terrible and made of adulterated cement .We occasionally also spit in it .