Two attorneys have planned to meet for lunch, but one of them shows up 30 minutes late. The one who's been waiting asks his partner: "What kept you?" "I ran over a Coke bottle and got a flat tire." "A Coke bottle on the road? Didn't you see it?" "No, the kid had it under his coat."
	This sardarji goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I ache all over. Every where I touch it hurts." The doc says, "OK. Touch your elbow." The sardarji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain. The doctor, surprised, says, "touch your head." The sardarji touches his head and jumps in agony. The doctor asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens. Every where the sardarji touches, it hurts like hell. The doctor is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-rays etc... and tells the sardarji to come back in 2 days. Two days later the sardarji comes back and the doctor says, "We've found your problem." "Oh yeah? What is it?" asks the innocent sardarji. "You've broken your finger!" replies the doc.
	A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here." The message received by wife, "I wish you were her."
	A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave ‘birth’ to an old lady."
	Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? A: Because the students were too bright.