DOCTOR
: Recently
a love-bug injected in me a strange
bacteria, making me desirous
of marriage. I'm looking for a girl who is
patient and has knowledge of all ills and
pills, is religious minded and keeps away
from all sins be it anasin, metasin or
crosin. I promise to be a good doctor with
no side effects. Apply or reply.
LAWYER
: I
hereby beg to solicit myself as an
eligible candidate for the post of husband
after marriage. The person whom I'm
looking for should be strictly -a girl.
The girl should be strictly a girl. The
girl should be willing to surender to the
service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e.
Myself. Any objection would be overruled
and will not be sustained. Apply in
confidence and if you have the confidence.
BEGGAR
: Allah
ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de,
Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
Hillery hogi to Monika bhi dega
BANKER
: Wanted
wife who takes interest in me and credits
me with her service.
