How do you shoot a blue elephant? With a blue-elephant gun.
	How do you shoot a pink elephant? Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun.
	How many elephants can you fit in a small car? Four.Two in the front, two at the back.
	How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator? There's a footprint in the mayo.
	How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator? There are two footprints in the mayo.
	How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator? The door won't shut.
	How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit cards.
	What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? "The elephants are coming over the hill."
	What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing sunglasses? Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
	Why do ducks have big flat feet? To stamp out forest fires.
	Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stamp out flaming ducks.