KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side .
	PLATO: For the greater good.
	ARISTOTLE:  It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
	KARL MARX:  It was a historical inevitability.
	SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
	KENNETH STARR: Because of the Whitewater deal.
	BILL CLINTON: I did not have a sexual relation with the chicken.