Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:  I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
	Sign seen at a restaurant:  The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.
	Here's one seen above a urinal:  look up look up [even higher on the wall]  keep looking up [on the ceiling] Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!
	While you are sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:  Congratulations! You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left.  You look left and it reads: Look Right  You look right and it reads: Look Left...
	(written above a urinal)  Why are you looking up here? Are you ashamed of it?