Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
	Here I sit, Broken hearted, Tried to shit, But only farted.
	You're lucky, You had your chance, I tried to fart, And shit my pants!
	I came here, To shit and stink, But all I do, Is sit and think.
	(written high upon the wall above a urinal)  Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
	A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:  We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
	Another sign seen at a swimming pool:  Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way.